TheHalfbloodPaige

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  • People: Like no offense to asexuals or anything but I'm afraid of new sexualities coming in and making the LGBTQIAP+ longer.
  • Asexual: Oh! Use MOGAI! It stands for Marginalized Orientations, Gender Alignments, and Intersex. It's more inclusive, sounds cute, and I don't think it'll get longer!
  • People: And now even aromantic people are trying to get in on this? Like "A is for asexuals and aromantics, not allies". Soon it'll have to be LGBTQIAAP+! Oh yeah. Forgot agender! AAAP.
  • Aromantic: We don't want to inconvenience you with our presence. That's why we already came up with a solution. Can you please switch to MOGAI?
  • People: If only there was a way that we could be inclusive and not have to say a mouthful....
  • Pansexual: *CHEERS MAKING LOUD NOISES* MOGAI!!!
  • Person: I guess we may never know....

slyopnik:

When are you going to learn that handing me your tablet us terrible idea.

I told you it was a bad idea last time too! The next time you hand me your tablet I’m going to post furries you sick creep. Have a nice day!

again
ステレオポニー

pengiesparkles:

so if you think YUI’s “again” is impossible to sing, you should try Stereopony’s version instead

it’s twenty fucking times as hard.

note to those of you reblogging this going DUR IT’S NOT HARDER i’m so happy for you being perfect and fluent in japanese and all please excuse us peons over here who can’t pronounce “natsukashikunaru” without stumbling

supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

Oct 9
kittykait04:

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

#this is dumb#but i’m desperate

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

Just got a job

kittykait04:

gorogoroiu:

honkschraders:

metal-thimble:

geekscoutcookies:

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

tidiness:

after reblogging this i opened up a card my great aunt gave me it has money in it

It could be a complete coincidence but I reblogged this yesterday and toda I fouund $40 at the fruit maket

Eh,why not

when you got nothing you got nothing to lose

I got a job after reblogging this !

Just got a job

(Source: scarybilbo)

Oct 5

SCARY ASKS

  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
Oct 2

booksandwildthings:

Deadpool Test Footage (x)

In case you haven’t hear yet, this is going to be an actual Deadpool movie.

(Source: badassbilinski)

Do you ever hear a song you used to be obsessed with, and then suddenly your obsession begins again..? 

October

evilsupplyco:

With haggard breath and well worn claws, we dig through September, lurching to October.

The smells and wonders and haunts of sanctuary lurk just ahead. Just out of reach, moving ever closer. The illusions are slipping away, the mirages are fading, the torments are nearly over, and soon.

Soon. We will be home. And all will be right.

And all will be wicked, and wild, and wonderful.

Thirty-one days of healing, of strength, of cold energy. Just enough, just barely, to survive the coming year.

Soon.